Play Apron I Was Just Cast As A Crazy French Chef In A Play. Any Costume Ideas?

I was just cast as a crazy French chef in a play. Any costume ideas? - play apron

I am a French chef in a grumpy piece of community violence. I thought I would put a French beret, and perhaps a French apron that says something like, "Viva la France" or "C'est Le Vie". I am interested by the ideas of others, even costumes. Thank you!